Sam Raimi’s Spider-man Trilogy Gets Blu-ray Reissue, Features WORST Cover Art Ever Created announced today the reissues for Sam Raimi’s Spider-man trilogy hitting stores on June 12th.  I sadly don’t own these films on blu-ray yet as I was waiting for the inevitable re-issue of the the films.  Well, it seems I may now have to wait longer after having seen the artwork for the three reissues.  They are literally the ugliest and most lazily put together cover designs I’ve ever seen.  I know that cover art is something that ultimately doesn’t matter as the content the disc holds is really what is most important but seeing the images of the new covers awakened my inner Hulk.

Marvel should be ashamed of themselves for approving these preliminary-art-looking designs.  I know these reissues are cash grabs capitalizing on the upcoming The Amazing Spider-man release.  I have no qualms with that whatsoever.  But with these cover designs, I feel like Marvel is blatantly saying “we know these will sell so we will put the minimal amount of effort in reissuing these discs.   We know you’ll buy it you suckers.”  I was ready to buy these new editions happily but I honestly don’t want these hideous things sitting on my shelf.  I suppose I will have to hope for a complete box set (that doesn’t look like it was designed by a four year old learning photoshop) containing all four Spidey films once Amazing Spider-man is released on blu-ray or just find the old versions.  Perhaps my reaction to the art is a bit over the top, or perhaps you agree with me?  Regardless, for those of you who are interested in these reissues, here are the features of the upcoming discs.. and the artwork that made me want to Hulk smash my monitor.

New to the Spider-man Blu-ray:

  • Spider Sense Trivia Challenge — Rise to the ultimate web-slinging challenge as you test your Spider-man movie knowledge in this over feature trivia game. Do you have the spider sense to achieve the highest score?
  • The Spider-man Cutting Room — Create and share your own video using clips and music from the movie!
  • New collectible O-Ring packaging

Spider-man Blu-ray Bonus Features Also Include:

  • Filmmakers and Cast Commentary Sam Raimi, Laura Ziskin, Grant Curtis, and Kirsten Dunst
  • Visual Effects Designer & Crew Commentary John Dykstra & Special Effects Crew
  • Tobey Maguire and J.K. Simmons Commentary
  • Spider-man: The Mythology of the 21st Century
  • HBO Making of Spider-man
  • Spider-Mania an E! Entertainment Special
  • Director Profile: Sam Raimi
  • Composer Profile: Danny Elfman
  • Costume Design Featurette
  • Seven Behind The Scenes of Spider-man Featurettes
  • Screen Tests with Tobey Maguire, J.K. Simmons, and CGI Spider-Man
  • Costume and Makeup Tests
  • Gag/Outtake Reel
  • Six Muti-angle Webisodes
  • Music Video: “Hero” performed by Chad Kroeger and featuring Josey Scott. Performed by Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger, Saliva vocalist Josey Scott, Pearl Jam drummer Matt Cameron, and Theory Of A Dead Man guitarist Tyler Connolly
  • Music Video: “What We’re All About” performed by Sum 41

New to the Spider-man 2 Blu-ray:

  • New collectible O-Ring packaging

Spider-man 2 Blu-ray Bonus Features Also Include:

  • Commentary with cast and crew (Theatrical Version)
  • Technical commentary (Theatrical Version)
  • Commentary with Producer Laura Ziskin and Screen Writer Alvin Sargent (Extended Version)
  • Blooper Reel
  • 12 Part Making of — Making the Amazing Featurette
  • Hero in Crisis Featurette
  • Ock-Umentary Featurette
  • Five-Part Visual Effects Breakdown

New to the Spider-man 3 Blu-ray:

  • New collectible O-Ring packaging

Spider-man 3 Blu-ray Bonus Features Also Include:

  • Commentary with Director and Cast
  • Filmmaker Commentary
  • Bloopers
  • Concept Gallery: Sketches
  • Concept Gallery: Paintings
  • Concept Gallery: Sculptures
  • Photo Gallery: Special Effects
  • Photo Gallery: Director and Cast
  • Music Video: “Signal Fire” by Snow Patrol

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